Thursday, May 7, 2009

Let’s Support Jon


Unless you live under a rock, and I hate reality TV, you’ve probably heard about Jon Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8 possibly cheating one his wife.

This bothers me for two reasons:

One: The media needs to leave people to their own fucking business.

Two: Even if Jon did cheat, I support him.

I know most of you are reading this and saying “Drew you’re an asshole”, don’t worry folks I already know I am. But the fact remains his wife Kate is a crazy bitch. I have a lot of lady friends, so I have been subjected to more than a few episodes of J&K+8, and this woman treats him like a sack of shit.

So when people blame their husbands for cheating, think about it the next time you choose to have invetrofertilzation and force 8 more kids on him. You think about when he was trying to support your ass before TLC gave you show, trying to feed you and your 8 kids. You think about that when his hair falls at and has to beg you for hair plugs, when you receive $2.5K royalty checks.

I might be an asshole right now, and I am positive my facts are not 100%, but ladies you need to remember when it’s all about you, he’s gunna eventually need to take care of himself.
I know I am being very unfair, but please Kate a man’s got needs too. And if you’re not careful, next seasons going to be “Kate+8”

And Jon, props for looking like a solid 9 on the Shot Clock and mingling with these two 20-something hotties.

1 comment:

  1. I'm not sure that cheating is the way to go when your getting ignored or irritated about having to provide for the billions of children your supersperm creates. Homeboy took a lifelong vow of fidelity to his lady, what does he have as a man if he can't keep his one most important promise?

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